Submissions Continued
The Numbers
by Willy
Many people say that the proof is in the pudding. Others say numbers don't
lie. I don't have any fucking pudding. More...
The Stop and
Chat
by Dick Dastardly
The stop and chat (n.) Def.: That fucking awkward moment when you walk
by someone you haven't seen in a while (and with good reason) and you
both know you have absolutely nothing to talk about yet you stop anyway
and give a half-assed, "What's up?" when you really want to say, "Hey,
hope someone barfed in your fuckin Kellogg's this morning, you nonchalant-sounding
ass weasel." More...
The
Top Ten Inappropriate Film Lines
by Uber Jon
This is it! The top ten lists to end all top ten lists! A top ten list
that is so damn important that it required a separate title: The Top Ten
Best Movie Lines To Say in Inappropriate Places: And the Inappropriate
Places You Should or Shouldn't Say Them. So go ahead and cancel all your
dumb ass list shows VH1, because here is the only top ten list you will
ever need! More...
War Is Hell
by Quint
A few years back I went with a friend to see the Clint Eastwood-helmed
movie Flags of Our Fathers. Having not yet eaten dinner, I foolishly decided
it would be in my best interest to pick up the numero seis from Taco Bell.
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In Defense
of Sonic NEW!
by Punk Wiffler
Good day to you sir! Few things have invoked the storm of fury that raged
in my head after careful analysis of your baseless critique of Sonic.
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